An email from Jesus Christ


Published on Monday, March 8, 2010 11:04 AM PST

Holy Mackerel!

To those who have an ear to hear,

I write to you in the name and SINCERITY of MY FATHER who is GOD, through the POWER of HIS SON JESUS CHRIST OUR SAVIOR and HUSBAND, in the SPIRIT MY FATHER who is GOD has LOVINGLY given ME. I AM come that they might have life, and that they might have it more abundantly. In other words; BEHOLD, I come quickly, and MY “REWARD” is with ME, to give every man according as his work shall be. MY “REWARD” is the POWER over the lottery. Deuteronomy 8:18 John 10:10 Luke 13:6-9 I began the 4th year April 30, 2009 I AM expecting the “OVERFLOW” to manifest SPRING 2010. Joel 2:23 (Spring “season” ---actual TRUE Hebrew translation is “at the first” meaning first “season”) But only MY FATHER knows the “exact” day and hour but now we know the “season”. Matthew 24:36

All this in the name and SINCERITY of MY FATHER who is GOD, through the POWER of HIS SON JESUS CHRIST OUR SAVIOR and HUSBAND, in the SPIRIT MY FATHER who is GOD has GRACIOUSLY given ME

JESUS CHRIST

Revelation 19:12

Revelation 22:12

P.S.—THIS IS NOT A JOKE, THIS IS SINCERE. I KNOW IT SOUNDS CRAZY. FOLLOW UP ON IT, AND SPREAD THE WORD. IT IS TIME TO TAKE OVER.

JESUS CHRIST

Comments

6 comment(s)

    socalal wrote on Mar 22, 2010 9:57 AM:

    " Let's see now ---- If I send a letter or an e-mail and sign it Abraham Lincoln, but I'm not Abraham Lincoln, am I breaking any laws? Yup, several.

    And what about "Thou Shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain" Yup !

    'Nuf said. "

    karma wrote on Mar 20, 2010 5:25 PM:

    " My Karma ran over your dogma....Isn't it bad to claim to be someone you are not? esp,God/Jesus? I mean, are you hearing voices? If so, therapy is in order. "

    okeydokey wrote on Mar 20, 2010 3:39 PM:

    " I agree with one thing this delusional writer said."I KNOW THIS SOUNDS CRAZY". Yeah because it is! "

    minister wrote on Mar 20, 2010 2:19 PM:

    " Alright really? Are you really saying that your reward is power over the lottery? And what is the deal with "it's time to take over"? It's nutjobs like this that give us all a bad reputation.

    People please know that true Christians do not I repeat do NOT support this type of behavior.

    And editor, I know you strive to be fair but when someone writes a crazy letter like this and says it's from Jesus do you really have to print it? "

    creepy wrote on Mar 20, 2010 1:59 PM:

    " yikes! Father and husband at the same time? Really way too creepy! "

    Kooky wrote on Mar 20, 2010 9:27 AM:

    " A real nut case here. "

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